Cardboard Legacy Privacy Policy

Last Updated: November 24, 2024

Welcome to Our Privacy Policy! 🎉

Hey there! Welcome to Cardboard Legacy’s Privacy Policy, where we take your privacy seriously (but not ourselves too seriously). Grab a cup of coffee, get comfy, and let’s talk about how we handle your information. Don’t worry – it’s more fun than watching paint dry!

Our Promise to You

At Cardboard Legacy, we treat your personal information like we treat our most precious trading cards – with ultimate care and protection. And just like that one rare card you’ve been keeping in a temperature-controlled safe since 1995, we’re pretty protective of your data.

What Information We Collect

We collect about as much information as a cardboard box – which is to say, only what’s absolutely necessary:

Your name (unless you’re Batman, then your secret is safe with us)
Email address
Shipping address (because telepathic delivery isn’t a thing yet)
Payment information (don’t worry, we can’t see your credit card number any better than you can see John Cena)

How We Use Your Information

We use your information for:

Processing your orders (shocking, we know!)
Sending you important updates
Delivering amazing customer service
Making sure you get your cardboard treasures
NOT building a secret database of world domination (we promise)

Information Sharing and Disclosure

Here’s the deal: we share your information with absolutely NOBODY. Zero. Zilch. Nada. Not even if they offer us free pizza (and we really love pizza). The only exception is when we’re legally required to do so, like if a judge says “pretty please” with a court order on top.

Data Security

We protect your data with more layers of security than a grandma’s winter clothing collection. This includes:

State-of-the-art encryption
Secure servers
A very intimidating “Keep Out” sign
Regular security updates
A virtual moat filled with digital piranhas (okay, maybe not this one)

Cookie Policy

Yes, we use cookies – the digital kind, not the chocolate chip kind (unfortunately). They help make your browsing experience better, though we’re still working on making them taste as good as real cookies.

Your Rights

You have more rights than a superhero comic book character:

The right to access your data
The right to correct your data
The right to delete your data
The right to object to processing
The right to make terrible puns (we support this one strongly)

Changes to This Policy

We might update this policy occasionally, like how your mom updates her Facebook status – but probably less frequently. We’ll let you know when we do, though!

Contact Us

Have questions? Concerns? A really good joke to share? Reach out to us at:

Email: Shop@cardboardlegacy.com
Phone: 920-744-9297
Carrier pigeon: Currently unavailable (they’re all on strike)

Legal Stuff (The Serious Part)

Cardboard Legacy complies with all applicable data protection laws and regulations, including but not limited to:

General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR)
California Consumer Privacy Act (CCPA)
And any other acronyms that mean we’re keeping your data safe

Final Words

By using our website, you agree to this privacy policy. We know nobody actually reads these things (except you, you magnificent person!), but we tried to make it as painless as possible.

Remember: At Cardboard Legacy, your privacy is our priority, and that’s no joke! (Though we do love jokes, as you might have noticed.)

This privacy policy was written by humans, for humans, with a dash of humor and a sprinkle of cardboard-related puns. If you’ve read this far, congratulations! You’re officially our favorite customer.